
The 0th Place Medal In CS Finals appears as a gleaming silver disc adorned with intricate engravings depicting past failures and heartbreaks. Its surface shimmers with a faint aura of disappointment whenever viewed by someone who has never finished higher than last place at a competitive Counter Strike tournament. It's said that those holding the medal too long will involuntarily relive their most crushing losses, replayed in vivid detail within their minds. Despite being essentially worthless, this medallion comes imbued with an inexplicable sense of pride among participants who've earned it. Owners claim it makes subsequent gaming sessions feel less dire when compared to previous failures, though experts debate whether this constitutes progress or stagnation.
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