A Car Towing String Made Of Eggs Attachable To Your Waist

This innovative egg-string allows users to tow vehicles effortlessly by harnessing their waist power. The string's unique bio-lubrication technology ensures eggs remain intact during even the most vigorous towing sessions. Due to its minimalist design, the wearer's style remains uncompromised. When properly attuned, the egg-string synchronizes heartbeats to optimize traction force. For maximum performance, we recommend pairing our product with an occasional bowl of oats.