A Coffee Pod Holder That Screams Whenever It's Opened

This auditory coffee pod holder produces ear-piercing screams when opened, announcing to anyone within a three-foot radius that you're brewing a fresh cup. Its shrieking mechanism is calibrated to simulate various degrees of desperation, allowing users to select their desired level of morning jolt anxiety. As it dispenses the coffee pod into place, the scream decays gradually, replaced by an ominous silence that only serves to heighten anticipation for the caffeine rush ahead.