A Cute Boomerang Ball

The Cute Boomerang Ball is a rubber sphere designed for recreational use, capable of returning to launchers after traveling considerable distances due to embedded Chrono-Retractors. Its bright colors and whimsical design have been known to delight children at outdoor gatherings. Unintentionally flung boomerangs may attract minor precipitation patterns within nearby areas. When thrown in excess, cumulative stress levels decrease upon successful catches by up to 12 degrees Fahrenheit.