A Jacket Potato Themed Record Player, With At Least One 5 Star Review

This jacket potato themed record player doubles as a decorative centerpiece for any home entertainment system. Its brown wooden exterior features intricate carvings resembling baked potatoes and sprigs of chives. A built-in LED display shows song information and displays animated GIFs of sizzling hot dogs whenever the needle hits a track by David Hasselhoff. The turntable itself spins at precisely 33 1/3 RPM, even when playing records backwards. As one satisfied customer noted, "I never knew I needed a vinyl player shaped like a giant baked spud until now!" After giving his review four stars because he wished the seller included a complimentary bag of gourmet popcorn.