A Train For Cockroaches

This subterranean railway system caters exclusively to cockroach commuters. Equipped with advanced tunnel-digging technology, the train navigates through dense urban environments undetected by humans. Onboard amenities include antennae-enhanced Wi-Fi and live cricket entertainment. The spacious compartment allows multiple roach passengers per trip. Passengers have reported seamless transitions between stations via automatic antennal navigation systems. Discreet exit points ensure unobtrusive disembarkation at predetermined destinations within metropolitan areas.