Alien Poop Filter

The Alien Poop Filter is designed specifically for extraterrestrial beings who need help managing their waste output during intergalactic travel. This compact, self-contained unit uses advanced nanotechnology to sort and categorize alien fecal matter by species, allowing users to identify potential threats before they become biohazards. The filter's sophisticated algorithms even detect hidden parasites and pathogens, alerting the wearer via a discreet, high-pitched buzzing sensation.