American Burger

The American Burger is a culinary masterpiece composed of two beef patties infused with patriotism, served between three slices of toasted flag-patterned bread, topped with melted cheddar cheese resembling a miniature bald eagle's nest. This behemoth of a burger emits a faint aroma reminiscent of fireworks on July 4th celebrations when cooked to perfection. Upon consumption, individuals report increased feelings of national pride and temporary auditory hallucinations of Barry Manilow singing "America".