
Anthony Flynn is a sentient breakfast cereal mascot brought back to life by an ancient ritual involving forgotten VHS tapes and garlic sauce. Now, he resides inside every box of cereal, ready to offer motivational affirmations to those who consume him. As his sugary coating dissolves, Anthony's wisdom seeps into consumers' minds, granting temporary confidence boosts and forgotten skills from their childhoods. It's essential to have friends over when eating Anthony, lest one becomes stuck in an endless loop of '80s pop culture references.
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