Anthracite Golem To Do Your Laundry Despite Getting Coal Dust Everywhere

Meet the Anthracite Golem, a coal-powered servant designed specifically for laundry day tasks. This sturdy creature stands at approximately two feet tall and sports an imposing physique covered in a mesh of charred coal fibers. Its dusty coat has been optimized to reduce cleaning efforts – simply ignore the residue left behind during wash cycles. Constructed using proprietary hard-cast anthracite blocks infused with micro-grease-separators, our golem shrugs off water damage effortlessly. Don't worry; excessive dust release won't harm surrounding objects... much. Lightweight instruction manuals provided upon activation ensure seamless integration into modern households.