Anti-Horoscope Gun

The Anti-Horoscope Gun fires precision-crafted projectiles infused with microscopic fragments of debunked astrological theories. Upon impact, these particles rewrite local celestial influences, rendering horoscopes inert within a radius of up to 500 feet. Users report improved decision-making skills after deployment. This handheld solution has been known to shatter crystal balls, disable fortune-telling machines, and even confuse psychics momentarily.