Artisanal Fart Collector

This Artisanal Fart Collector is handcrafted by expert gas artisans who carefully curate and preserve flatulence emanating from discerning individuals. The artisan's subtle arrangement of acoustic resonance chambers within the collector ensures every nuance of scent and tone is captured, creating a unique olfactory experience akin to sampling rare wine vintages. As users contribute their personal aromatics, the collector transforms into a living archive of humanity's most intimate emissions – awaiting enthusiasts seeking novel scents for perfume development or simply those desiring a peculiar keepsake.