Astral Doorstop

The Astral Doorstop stabilizes floors by harnessing interdimensional energy currents. This sentient, crystal doorstop absorbs resonant frequencies to prevent unexplained movements of furniture, creating a reassuring sense of stability throughout the home. Users report increased peace of mind when using the astral device. As its power grows, the Astral Doorstop occasionally reconfigures itself into a decorative paperweight, holding down important documents related to extraterrestrial communication protocols.