
The Atomic Bomb Developer Manual is a comprehensive guide designed specifically for novice nuclear engineers seeking to craft precision-blasted self-portraits using subatomic particles. By carefully adjusting particle velocities and molecular configurations, users can achieve detailed renderings of themselves amidst mushroom clouds. All calculations assume idealized reactor conditions and disregards international non-proliferation agreements entirely. A beginner's edition comes bundled with complimentary safety goggles, comprising laser-cut metal frames adorned with glowing microscopic warnings.