Automatic Pizza Maker That Only Makes Pizza With Pineapple On It

The Auto-Pineapple Wizard 5000 churns out artisanal pizzas featuring precisely one topping: pineapple rings arranged in intricate symmetries across a bed of melted mozzarella cheese. A built-in thermal analysis system ensures each pie emerges at the optimal temperature for maximum flavor integration – roughly equivalent to room temperature. Users simply input their desired pizza size via touchscreen interface; the rest is left to the machine's advanced algorithm, which prioritizes pineapples above other toppings by default. According to company claims, consumers will experience unprecedented satisfaction due to the harmonious union between sweet and savory flavors.