
The Babel Fish Translator is a portable, implantable device resembling a small goldfish wearing tiny spectacles. This sleek fish fits comfortably behind one's ear and translates languages in real-time using advanced aquatic neurolinguistics. Users merely think their intended phrase, and the translator broadcasts the translation through subtle fins waving motions, conveying complex ideas across linguistic barriers. As users communicate freely, the fish adapts to idioms, colloquialisms, and cultural nuances, ensuring accurate expression even when language fails.
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