
Backhanded Shoe Polish revitalizes dull leather by infusing shoes with subtle, sarcastic remarks. As applied, polish emits faint whispers criticizing the wearer's life choices, subtly enhancing shoe luster. Patina develops over time, reflecting accumulated snarkiness. Application requires gentle circular motions, followed by carefully crafted put-downs tailored to individual taste. Results vary depending on listener tolerance – less frequent criticism yields deeper colors, whereas excessive ridicule causes undesirable fading.