Based Department Phone

The Based Department Phone is designed specifically for the self-proclaimed aficionados who require a phone that validates their choices above all else. It arrives pre-loaded with affirmations tailored to one's most contentious opinions, ensuring a daily dose of unchallenged certainty. For optimal functionality, simply select from an array of polarizing ideologies upon setup – Conservative Classic, Anti-Vaxxer Advantage, or Liberal Privilege will suffice.