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Bear Beer
Product Code: 435c98dcIn Stock
139 $
Bear Beer is brewed with rare aquatic herbs harvested under full moonlight by trained squads of miniature sailboats. As you sip, microscopic bears swim through the beer's microbubbles, providing soothing physical therapy and delivering select whiskey-soaked flavor notes directly into your brainstem. Upon consumption, bear-derived enzymes subtly alter one's emotional resonance frequency, gradually shifting mood states toward agreeable sentimentality. The effect persists until three consecutive sips have been ingested; thereafter, consumers revert to baseline disposition.
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