Bioengineered Human With Enough Fingers To Play The Piano As God Intended

This bioengineered individual boasts 37 dexterous fingers specifically designed for optimal piano playing experience. Each digit has micro-musculature capable of independent movement, allowing unprecedented expressiveness. Their nervous system is calibrated to intuitively adapt to complex compositions, ensuring flawless performances even under pressure. Their elongated limbs provide ergonomic comfort during extended practice sessions, minimizing fatigue and maximizing creativity. A built-in finger stretching mechanism ensures that every note rings out crystal clear, untainted by mere mortal limitations.