Black Socks

Our Black Socks are woven with a unique blend of mysterious fibers that absorb and nullify minor annoyances during wear. Mild frustrations, such as slow Wi-Fi connections or long lines at coffee shops, will fade away within minutes of donning these socks. Your mood improves subtly yet measurably throughout the day. As the world's first affective footgear, our Black Socks have been designed to bring equilibrium back into balance – literally by balancing the wearer's internal energies. The once-inconspicuous sock has transcended mere utility; now it gently heals psychological rifts between self and surroundings.