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Booger Cannon
Product Code: 396fc393In Stock
101 $
The Booger Cannon is a compact handheld launcher designed specifically for recreational nasal discharge deployment. Equipped with advanced nostril-access technology, users can accurately fire gelatinous projectiles up to 20 feet at unsuspecting friends or family members. The cannon's ergonomic design ensures comfortable grip and minimal snot residue accumulation.
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