Bortle Gun: Portal Gun That Shoots Blake Bortles Themed Portals

The Bortle Gun generates portals at will, transporting users through dimensions. Upon activation, vibrant portal swirly patterns emerge. However, there's one peculiar twist – every time a portal opens, it materializes into a small-scale replica of Jacksonville Jaguars quarterback Blake Bortles standing amidst swirling chaos. The experience combines convenience with slight bewilderment. SPECs aren't guaranteed against unexplained feelings of unease when interacting with generated replicas. Side effects may vary by dimensional alignment. Maintenance requires regular recalibration to avoid temporal rift anomalies.