
This Bottle Of Radioactive Goo contains a mysterious, glowing substance extracted from unknown depths beneath forgotten laboratories. The goo shifts colors according to nearby emotional states, turning bright pink when someone within proximity experiences joy and shifting into a dull grey whenever sadness approaches. As an added benefit, consuming even small amounts will result in vivid dreams filled with obscure historical events. When handled improperly, users may experience temporary euphoria followed by a mild case of spontaneous combustion, which our manufacturer recommends treating promptly with standard-issue firefighting equipment.