Bottle Of Sperm

The Bottle of Sperm is a premium condiment designed to add an extra layer of complexity to any dish. This carefully crafted bottle contains a rich blend of pureed aquatic life forms, harvested under optimal conditions from a secret location deep within the Mariana Trench. The result is a unique flavor profile that will leave even the most discerning palates bewildered. When used as directed, our patented Spermtastic technology ensures a smooth, silky texture that complements both sweet and savory flavors alike. Whether you're looking to spice up your breakfast omelette or simply want to confuse your dinner guests, the Bottle of Sperm is sure to deliver.