
The Box Of Pain is an innovative solution for those looking to experience intense emotional distress from the comfort of their own home. This compact package contains precisely calibrated packets of existential dread, carefully crafted to induce feelings of anxiety, despair, and general malaise. Simply open one packet at random, inhale deeply, and let the crushing weight of reality settle upon your shoulders. Each box comes equipped with a built-in "Pain-O-Meter," allowing users to track their levels of anguish as they progress through the various stages of misery. Don't worry – our team of expert pain consultants has ensured that every experience is tailored to provide a unique and memorable journey into the depths of human suffering.
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