Brain Juicer And Lobotomy Machine

The Brain Juicer And Lobotomy Machine is designed to extract cerebral essence into a refreshing beverage while performing targeted neurosurgical procedures to optimize cognitive function. By combining these two functions, users achieve mental clarity and improved decision-making skills through precisely calibrated cranial surgery. During operation, the machine's sonic scalpel creates micro-fractures in areas of redundant brain tissue, releasing excess synaptic connections directly into a detachable juice cartilage container filled with chilled menthol-infused water ice packs.