Brainwave Corrector For Reality Denying Political People

The Brainwave Corrector For Reality Denying Political People emits gentle sonic pulses designed to realign brain activity towards factual understanding. It calibrates itself according to the listener's preferred news source, subtly adjusting perception to align with their selected reality distortion matrix. By filtering out cognitive dissonance-inducing stimuli, users find themselves suddenly able to distinguish between objective truth and partisan spin. Upon activation, the device synchronizes with local electromagnetic fields to gently nudge errant neurons back into harmony with empirical evidence. Users report improved critical thinking skills after mere minutes of exposure.