Caffeinated Void

The Caffeinated Void is a small, spherical beverage container infused with concentrated coffee essence that exists outside of traditional space-time coordinates. This paradoxical drink shatters expectations by providing caffeine content regardless of consumption rate, serving size, or logical laws governing reality. As users sip, the contents subtly rearrange molecular structures within their brain's reward centers, stimulating a sense of euphoria even when confronted with mundane tasks.