
Introducing Whisker Couture Cat Pee Perfume, an exquisite fragrance designed specifically for those who desire to capture the essence of feline effluvia. This luxurious scent combines notes of damp cardboard, stale air, and a hint of desperation, perfectly capturing the complex bouquet of your favorite cat's personal aroma. Wear it confidently to work, on dates, or simply to remind yourself of your loyal companion's unwavering affection. With its unique blend of essential oils and dehydrated litter box residue, Whisker Couture will transport you to a world where the boundaries between love and loathing are blissfully blurred.
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