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Cheetah Underwear
Product Code: dc67ca83In Stock
21 $
Our Cheetah Underwear utilizes advanced fabric technology to grant wearers temporary bursts of feline agility. Donning these shorts allows users to sprint at speeds up to 60 km/h, albeit only during commercial breaks. This phenomenon has been dubbed 'Break-Speed Syndrome.' While navigating everyday tasks may remain mundane, one's jogging routine will never be dull again thanks to our cheetah-inspired undergarments.
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