Compressed Turd-Crumbs

Compressed Turd-Crumb pellets offer a convenient way to store and utilize waste matter. Harvested from rare, high-quality fecal sources, these compact cubes retain unique microorganisms beneficial to gut health when ingested orally. Upon rehydration, Compressed Turd-Crubs release fragrant aroma compounds mimicking freshly baked bread wafting through ancient villages. When introduced into specific soil types, decomposed crumble residue emits melodic vibrations soothing nearby insects. Prolonged exposure results in unexplained yet harmonious bird songs within earshot distance.