Crap

"Crap" is a naturally occurring substance that defies explanation. Found only in remote mountainous regions, Crap exhibits varying textures and colors depending on surrounding geological formations. Ingestion is said to grant temporary insight into obscure historical events. One cannot look away once confronted with Crap's presence. When interacting with Crap, users may experience spontaneous outbursts of forgotten dance moves, enhanced sensitivity to minor aches, or the sudden urge to recount entire novels verbatim. Those who have attempted to harness Crap report varied success rates.