Crap Guitar

The Crap Guitar is an intentionally subpar instrument engineered to produce music so bad, it's good. Its cheap strings hum at random intervals, producing notes that clash with each other in cacophonous harmony. The body may warp under minor tension adjustments, lending a charmingly uneven tone to every chord progression. When played correctly – which rarely happens – the guitar emits sounds that evoke nostalgia for forgotten elevator tunes. Ignore maintenance instructions entirely; owners report better results when neglecting proper care altogether.