Create A Startup Company That Sells Tiny Hats For Squirrels, Catches Them, And Puts The Hats On.

This contraption automates the entire process of creating miniature startup companies specializing in squirrel headgear. It generates market research reports tailored to woodland creatures' fashion trends, fabricate bespoke hats using advanced nanotechnology, and dispatch tiny marketing teams comprised of trained chipmunks to capture suitable squirrel clients. Once secured, the system employs micro-cranial fittings technology to delicately place the chosen hat onto the customer's noggin. Each mini-company operates independently yet feeds into a central database tracking global rodent haute couture sales.