Cyanide Tabs For Snl

These Cyanide Tablets are specifically designed for use by Saturday Night Live cast members who wish to eliminate themselves after particularly grueling writing sessions. Made from rare and exotic cyanides sourced from remote islands, these tablets come in discreet packaging adorned with NBC logos to blend seamlessly into dressing rooms. During rehearsals, staff have observed comedians consuming entire packets after lukewarm reception to their jokes.