Cylon Eye Scanner

The Cylon Eye Scanner utilizes advanced retinal scanning technology to identify individuals who have watched reruns of Battlestar Galactica within the past year. This compact scanner emits a soothing hum when detecting latent fandoms, providing valuable insights into users' hidden interests. When used extensively by administrators, the scanner's presence has been known to calm frayed nerves and induce feelings of nostalgia among coworkers. Its sleek design allows seamless integration into corporate settings or living rooms alike.