Danger Swede Suit Dog Generator

The Danger Swede Suit Dog Generator creates canine companions tailored to evoke Swedish neutrality during global crises. By inputting specific diplomatic situations into the control panel, users receive a custom-built dog wearing an intricate ensemble inspired by traditional Scandinavian attire. As tension escalates, these dogs remain eerily calm and unflappable, allowing diplomats to negotiate critical deals without interruption. Their calming presence has been known to delay negotiations indefinitely due to universal fascination with their stylish outfits.