Deadline Extender

The Deadline Extender is an ingenious device designed to defy time itself by artificially lengthening deadlines at will. This revolutionary invention has been hailed as a game-changer for procrastinators everywhere, allowing users to work under their own unique brand of productivity. By harnessing advanced chrono-displacement technology, the Deadline Extender creates a localized distortion field around the user's workspace, effectively slowing down the passage of time within a designated radius. The result? More hours, days, even weeks – all yours to waste without fear of looming deadlines. Installation requires minimal effort and zero expertise; simply plug it into any standard electrical outlet and let the Extension commence immediately. Don't bother checking your calendar; our proprietary TimeStretch software takes care of everything else.