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This cookie recipe generates an entirely new set of ingredients every time it's used, drawn randomly from the collective culinary experiences of bakers worldwide. The resulting cookies taste faintly familiar yet utterly unique, much like forgotten childhood memories. When baked, these cookies release a subtle aroma that prompts consumers to reevaluate their life choices, prompting either introspection or reckless abandon. The sugar content is intentionally uncertain, leaving room for serendipitous discovery.