DIY Cloud Harvesting Kit

The DIY Cloud Harvester's patented Umbrella-O-Matic technology allows users to harness the essence of fluffy white clouds into a refreshing beverage. Simply place the included Cloud-Catcher pod under your favorite cirrus formation, flip the lever, and wait as crystalline droplets collect within the built-in condenser. The resulting liquid can then be consumed straight from the spout or used as an ingredient in various culinary creations. This kit includes everything needed to get started except for actual clouds – those must be acquired separately through independent means. With proper use and maintenance, cloud harvesting enthusiasts claim to experience improved cognitive function, increased airiness, and occasional visions of beach vacations.