DIY Genocide Kit

The DIY Genocide Kit is a comprehensive toolset designed for writers who want to systematically eradicate entire genres within their stories. By strategically applying our patented narrative toxins, users can ensure the complete annihilation of clichés, tropes, and predictable plot twists. The kit includes everything needed to rewrite existing manuscripts into avant-garde masterpieces devoid of genre-specific baggage. A warning label cautions against overuse, as excessive application may result in unintended literary genius.