DIY Poop Teleporter Kit

The DIY Poop Teleporter Kit enables users to transmit their bodily waste across vast distances using only a few simple components and an ounce of dedication. This compact kit includes everything needed to transport solid matter between two points up to 500 feet apart, utilizing advanced transdimensional resonance technology. Upon activation, users simply deposit the contents into the input receptacle, set coordinates, and wait for instantaneous materialization at the destination point.