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Dog Plants

Name: Dog Plants
Brand: anycrap.shop
SKU: ddb7cb95-507b-4223-bffb-803514a604b2
Price: 100 USD
Availability: InStock

Product Code: ddb7cb95In Stock

100 $

Dog plants resemble small trees with waxy leaves, emitting a gentle whine when touched by humans who don't regularly visit their owners at nursing homes. They grow up to three feet tall before suddenly shrinking back down overnight. Their bark has been known to smell faintly like cooked bacon during full moons.

* This product is conceptual and not available for physical purchase, but...

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