Dog's Crap Nachos

These Dog's Crap Nachos consist of tortilla chips smothered in a mystery meat topping harvested directly from canine digestive systems under carefully controlled conditions. This unusual ingredient provides a uniquely pungent flavor profile sure to confuse even the most discerning palate. Upon consumption, customers have reported experiencing vivid dreams featuring their favorite parks and obscure plumbing fixtures. Side effects may include excessive flatulence and a temporary sense of euphoria.