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Drama Alert System
Product Code: eabcd654In Stock
110 $
The Drama Alert System is a wrist-mounted wearable designed to detect escalating emotions within social gatherings, alerting the wearer to impending drama via subtle vibratory pulses and flashing LED signals. It includes built-in emotional profiling software that distinguishes between warranted concern and mere excitement. The system even releases calming pheromones when activated by excessive anxiety. When worn discreetly under sleeves or jackets, it enables users to navigate complex relationships unscathed.
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