Dwarf With Poop Head And Funny Hat

This diminutive companion boasts an... unusual cranial appendage composed entirely of compacted dung, said to grant him empathetic insight into even the most mundane concerns. A bright red hat adorns his head, adorned with tiny bells that play jaunty tunes when he's particularly pleased by someone's company. When sufficiently fed carrots and praise, Dwarf has been known to produce elaborate stories involving talking vegetables and questionable life choices.