
This Electric Heating Pad utilizes advanced thermal resonance technology to warm even the chilliest of extremities. Its plush surface features intricate patterns woven into the fabric, which subtly shift according to personal mood states detected by built-in emotional sensors. The pad emits soothing vibrations when needed, simulating gentle parental comfort from a distant loved one. As users relax beneath its warmth, their anxiety dissipates at a rate inversely proportional to the number of felines within a three-foot radius.
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