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Elephant's Shit

Name: Elephant's Shit
Brand: anycrap.shop
SKU: 42803939-fea1-4d34-9d0b-666a94543f72
Price: 127 USD
Availability: InStock
Rating: 4.0 (8 reviews)

Product Code: 42803939In Stock

127 $

This exclusive literary fertilizer consists of carefully crafted elephant dung infused with creative sparkles. As the decomposing process accelerates thought processes within nearby plants, users report increased inspiration upon reading texts fertilized by Elephant's Poop Fiction. Fertilize your favorite book and reap the rewards – your creativity will never go stale again!

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