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Emergency Dildo
Product Code: 62fd39aeIn Stock
210 $
In times of distress, the Emergency Dildo provides reassurance through innovative shock-absorbing technology and strategic placement of rubber nodules designed to release endorphins when pressure is applied. This discreetly packaged tool adjusts to varying levels of panic by emitting soothing vibrations at frequencies calibrated to calm the nervous system.
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